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1 Tue January 22 2002 - 17:21:43 Fullname: Ed Email: grabledw@muohio.edu Where are you from?: Homepage Name: Homepage URL: What's for supper?: hot dogs Your message for Hasil:: Hasil, you shuld come up on to Washington County Pensylvania. It's right across the West Virginia border up by Wheeling. There's this crazy motherfucker that lives in an old rusty schoolbus up there ouside this tiny town called West Finley. He's about 35 or 40 we think but nobody really knows, and he says his real name is Pukeface Rascal! I swear to god this is true! He drinks moonshine he makes in in the gas-tank of the bus and he he plays what he calls "my rusty wires", it's these wires of like copper or something that he got strung out across the back of the truck, like 40 of 'em, and he never buys food, he just hunts all day and he'll shoot anything he can and eat it. Me and my friends talked him into giving a concert last summer, and he stared playing the wires, and we asked him what the name of the song was, and he just said "man! woooooohoo!" and the he shot ai think it was a 10-guage through the roof of the bus and the girls there started to scream and run away. he got arrested before like 30 times, we checked it in police records but all they got is his picture, because they don't beleive his real nme is really Pukeface Rascal. He says he was raised by coyotes in the hills but we don't know if it's true or not, but it might be. The only way to get his "songs" is through bootlegs from that concert and ones he hands out if yu go up to the bus. He owns an acre of property where the bus is on, but there's no driveway or road near it. You have to walk through the woods 4 miles to get to it. In the winter, he just keeps a fire going all the time and puts deer-hides over the windows of the bus. We think he has a fake eye, but we ain't sure, but if not, it's all fucked up. And he got a tatoo on his neck that says "2ghrbitch", but we don't even know what that means, and he told us it means "what it done say". Anyway, he says he wants to play a concert with you after we gave him a tape of you, but he says that you sound too much like a city boy for him, but he wants to teach you his licks. The concert he gave ended after the 3rd "song" cause he saw a girl he liked in the front row and he started jacking and kept goin "i'm gonna ear you little daisy, right up on in through there" and stuff like that, so she called the cops, but they couldn't arrest him cause nobody would back her up because we all like him too much. he's got long hair that's sorta gray and sorta green, and he's ben arrested for digging up an old lady that was buried in 1823 so he could shit in her mouth cause he thought her gravestone said "rose", and for some reason he hates the name rose, but it really spelled "emma". We ain't quite sure would made him think rose, but the cops caught him before he shit in her mouth. He's really talented though. One time we went up there and he was asleep naked with a bobby-pin clamp around his penis and a needle sticking out of his head, and we asked him why he had a needle sticking out of his forehead, and he said it was filled with deerblood cause having deerblood in you makes your penis stiff, so we asked him why he had a clamp around his penis if he wants it to get stiff from injecting deer blood, and he said so he wouldn't piss out antlers cause he thought it would "rip up his insides". There's barf and terds and piss everywhere in his bus, we think he' lived there for about 10 years cause a different guy had the deed before that, but we an't sure where he lived before that. Will you play a show with this guy? He's really hoping you will, he says if you do he'll "teach you how to cherry-bomb them hookers with your patties", but we're not sure what that means either. 2 Thu December 06 2001 - 20:55:54 Fullname: MIKE CONDON Email: smoochmike1@aol.com Where are you from?: MEMFUSS Homepage Name: Homepage URL: What's for supper?: hot dogs Your message for Hasil:: HELLO MR. HASIL, LOOK FORWARD TO SEEING YA. KEEP ON HUNCHIN' MIKE 3 Sun April 01 2001 - 14:49:47 Fullname: Jesus Munster Email: eddie.munster@gmx.net Where are you from?: Bongobongochakaluzu Homepage Name: Homepage URL: What's for supper?: peanut butter Your message for Hasil:: howdy hooty sapperticker 4 Tue December 05 2000 - 19:19:23 Fullname: Eepi Email: stomp@iobox.fi Where are you from?: Finland Homepage Name: Stomp Rock 'n' Roll Magazine Homepage URL: www.qnet.fi/tkalijarvi/stomp.htm What's for supper?: hot dogs Your message for Hasil:: Hello you beautiful mountain men! Your music has made my life easier to live. Thanks for that. Hot dogs forever! 5 Thu June 01 2000 - 16:48:33 Fullname: Hunchin´ Joe Email: Where are you from?: Barcelona, Spain Homepage Name: Homepage URL: What's for supper?: beer Your message for Hasil:: As you may know, you´ve got lotsa fans here in Europe, so it´d be real cool to see you performing over here. C´mon Hasil, do the Hunch with us!!!....otherwise, NO MORE HOT DOGS!!!!! Back to The Hasil Adkins Hunch Club
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